vagina conquistador

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

by C. Diddy September 20, 2006

Conquistadoring

The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.

"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"

by GxSplinter May 19, 2013

Cuntistador

An old self righteous hag, commonly called a "cunt" who is usually fat, therefore making her a "fat cunt" Usually an old woman who works in the education department of school administrations or church sunday schools, and goes out of her way to get into other people's business no matter how rude she may seem and definitely thinks she is more important than everyone else. Always finding different ways to scold children or pollute their minds with warped views of christianity and moral ethics. Hair will look like she just brushed it with a rusty steel rake from the 70's. Smells like Old Spice, pepper, vinegar, and sometimes hibiscus, she can always be smelled within 35 ft. Commonly known as "the old bitch who grabbed my arm in sunday school and wouldn't let go until I apologized and you wanted to punch her in the teeth or stab her in the eye with school scissors"
She will usually have unusually high energy levels most likely due to a bipolar disorder, which makes her even more of a busy cunt on the loose. Definitely belongs in a psychiatric ward.

Yeah dude she's such a cuntistador, she almost ran me over with her beat up volvo yesterday, that cunt probably had a dozen errands to do, that cunt needs a PDA!!

by Rambo333 September 16, 2010

Dirty Conquistador

The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.

As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.

by Melanoma April 4, 2010

anal conquistador

One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.

this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.

Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.

Holy hell what an anal conquistador.

by Belly626 September 17, 2006

Stinky Conquistador

The act of performing anal stimulation through the insertion of the entire hand up the ass crack.

Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!

by Drewpy January 26, 2005

Backdoor conquistador

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.

Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.

by Mercury1 August 8, 2005