cuntlery

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.

Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.

by Jonnyguano September 20, 2005

cuntlet

A celebutante with an overexposed cunt.

Paris Hilton is a world class cuntlet.

by jammygoil July 20, 2008

cuntlet

cuntlet; a very young barely legal but sexually active female.

Comparative, veal cutlet, young tender sweet meat, milk fed and not experienced in the ways of the barnyard....cuntlet, young tender pussy, likely illegal, not experienced in the ways of the world...in other words..off limits!

by hagar the horrible April 22, 2008

Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

cunthole

A worthless peice of shit who is so repulsive and generally nasty, that calling him a mere asshole simply isnt enough. Thus the word Cunthole was created.

Here is a prime example of a cunthole.

Danny: Hey guys, last night i got a girl incredibly drunk, and then i took advantage of her. I didnt use a condom either, and i gave her clamidia. HAHAHAHAHA

Carl: Danny that was just wrong, why would you do that? You are such a fucking cunthole

Peter: I agree Carl, Danny really is cunthole.

by waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh October 16, 2008

cuntlette

young woman that might grow up to be a lady one day but, for now is an annoying, rude, mean, insecure little bitch.

A baby swan is called a cygnet or signet. Cuntlette is a derivative of these words.

by redisdead June 29, 2009

Cuntle

A Uncle that has a vagina. Can be a Uncle with a penis and a vagina or a Uncle that Just acts like a Vagina

My uncle just had a sex change; now he is my Cuntle.

by unsorted138 April 6, 2013