Cunto 

Crow.
A big grumpy bastard.

Used frequently in Greenock to describe the above

Hey cunto, wits up wi ye noo?
Is the beer gerden open yit cunto?

Cunto by Mick B July 18, 2007

Cunto 

Every single Celtic fan

Happening troops see that wee guy air there he's a pure mad cunto

Cunto by Condom Smella December 31, 2016

Cunto 

Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson

Cunto by mojo December 14, 2004

cunto 

Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.

she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat

cunto by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

Cunto 

Term of endearment . Scots only. E.g. Ya wee Cunto ye!

Awright ya wee Cunto ye !

Cunto by anonymous December 27, 2020

CuntO 

Friend who isn't all there mentally but you still have love for them

What's up cunto how's the job going? Cunto who squared this wall?

CuntO by CuntO1 October 7, 2022

cunto diablo 

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.

You are a right proper cunto diablo!

cunto diablo by real deal 83 July 23, 2014