Cunto

Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson

by mojo December 14, 2004

cunto

Scottish. Derogatory term for someone who is just a little bit more than a cunt, sometimes used in a playful sense between friends

Hey cunto! Watch what your doing with that sword.

by Dillan ya bass May 9, 2008

cuntos

The greek word for cunt

You are a pure cuntos

by Jazzy Spazzi October 19, 2004

cunto

Can be used as substitute for cunt

eg1. Fred you cunto!
eg2. Hey cunto!

by TheCunto April 10, 2003

cunto

Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.

she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

cunto diablo

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.

You are a right proper cunto diablo!

by real deal 83 July 23, 2014

El cunto

European influenced,more polite way of calling someone a cunt,or could be specifically used to describe someone who is both:
a)Spanish
b) a cunt

Man, check out El Cunto on hotel reception!

El Cunto and his goons came round last night!

by mau mau February 5, 2010