cuntish

An alternate word for chav speak or 'txt' speak. Interchangeble with the word fuckwit, in the context of chav speak.

Chav : Oi m8, wot u lukin' at lyk?
Human : I'm sorry, I don't speak cuntish. Can you repeat that in English for me?

by Watanabe Shinchi October 31, 2006

cuntish

the act of being a cunt

Payton talked to Bret in a cuntish way.

by smokedathurb November 13, 2014

cuntish

adj. (kun-tish) - posessing the qualities or behaviours of a cunt. see also: kirsty, liz, nichols.

Look at her, she is wearing clothes to small for her and claims to be on a diet but still gets supersize McDonalds

by Will Shakers July 1, 2003

cuntishness

Behaviour or action that is offensive but has an underlaying humour which has social kudos

Laughing at a person who has a disability who has for example fallen over - cuntishness

by Adrianah November 16, 2013

cuntish

A word describing one who creates lame topics in IRC just to have their name in the topic. See also touched by teh crazy

An example of a cuntish person:

<Ligeia`> !topic what the hell is a milquetoast? can i get eggs with that?

* Simone changes topic to 'what the hell is a milquetoast? can i get eggs with that? (Ligeia)'

by Louise Jefferson June 23, 2007

cuntish

Confusingly, in the year 9 of 2005 at NGS, Newcastle, NSW, Australia, cuntish can mean:
1) that something is really good, or
2) that something is really bad.
It is pretty much up to the user to explain whether

1) Wow, i found 5 bucks - cuntish!
2) Christ, George Bush was voted in again... how cuntish can you get...

In both examples, you should be able to tell what the user meant anyway, because of both the actual message and tone of voice. At any rate, if unsure, ask for clarification.

by DaMofo September 25, 2005

Cuntish Behavior

An action which involves a high amount of dickishness, so much so that it may be called cuntish behavior; this

"Calvin refused to give me a beer. Cuntish behavior man."

"He is an avid participant in cuntish behavior."

by Niggarachi-117 January 28, 2011