by Leah October 19, 2003
Get the cuntfusedmug. Whenever a man simply doesn't know how to react to a woman because of her completely irrational behaviour, he is cuntfused.
"She screamed about how because I was five minutes later than usual, I'm cheating on her. I am so cuntfused right now.
by Bigblueburd May 22, 2016
Get the cuntfusedmug. adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.
fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"
by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008
Get the cuntfusedmug. You are cuntfused. Because you are calling the wrong person a cunt.
You, yourself just may be the Cunt.
You, yourself just may be the Cunt.
Cuntfused.
by pseudonym spite April 19, 2013
Get the cuntfusedmug. After fucking so many chicks in one night, he had a lot of cuntfusion.
Baby, I'm sorry, who are you? I'm really cuntfused right now.
Douchebag bro: Is it just me? Or is that hottie eye fucking me right now?
Sober biddie: I think your just cuntfused.
Baby, I'm sorry, who are you? I'm really cuntfused right now.
Douchebag bro: Is it just me? Or is that hottie eye fucking me right now?
Sober biddie: I think your just cuntfused.
by PutstheMACKKon February 13, 2012
Get the Cuntfusionmug. When you are angry and confused at the same time. People tend to say 'cunt' when angry and im confused when confused. CUNTFUSED WAS BORN
by TANKRodeo211 July 21, 2011
Get the cuntfusedmug. i thought 63s had breakfast, i’m so cuntfused.
are you feeling cuntfused right now? because i know i am.
are you feeling cuntfused right now? because i know i am.
by pdam September 25, 2022
Get the cuntfusedmug.