A word describing a total and utter asshole that is incapable of doing one simple thing for his girlfriend.
by princessfluffybuns August 28, 2014
An unnatractive woman with a nose as long as a penis. Has a cunty attitude and gets no respect from anyone. Is a huge hypocrite and blows up like a balloon when not starving herself. Gets into trouble and can't keep her legs closed or be sane enough to take some form of contraceptive to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Basically this cuntface is a huge cunt who noone gives a shit about but likes to act proud. Of what? No one knows considering how much of a failure the cuntface is.
by weezle winkle July 11, 2008
An emo kid that thinks they are hardcore. Dyes their hair a multitude of colours like Kiki Kannibal. Attempts to dress like a scene kid but ends up looking more like a retarded circus clown.
by The Alchemy Index October 19, 2007
1. A word used to describe a stupid bitch who thinks everyone loves her, when in fact the whole world hates her.
2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.
3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.
2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.
3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.
Kristin: "Remember that one girl that used to live with us?"
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."
by Emily and Kristin January 17, 2008
by senor_anonymous. May 08, 2020
A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.
U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!
Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.
Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.
by TysonCBeckford April 29, 2006
by tamahau February 12, 2003