Cuntcussion 

You have simply served cunt far too hard and are now injured

I have the worst cuntcussion after popping that ass out at the gym

Cuntcussion by FreakedUp January 29, 2025

Cuntfussing 

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

Because of my concussion... 

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

Because of my concussion... by Avon67 February 24, 2011

Concussion Water 

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.

After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"

Concussion Water by Wisconsin18 July 6, 2011

GUNTCUSSION 

1. A GUNT INDUCED CONCUSSION

2. WHEN HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FREE WHEELING GUNT CAUSING A CONCUSSION

WHEN THAT FAT CHICK UNSNAPPED HER PANTS HER GUNT FLEW OUT, HIT ME AND GAVE ME A GUNTCUSSION

GUNTCUSSION by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009

Anal Concussion 

The act of being fucked in the ass too hard that you are given a concussion.

During my 6 years of being in prison I got 23 anal concussions!

Anal Concussion by DmasterG March 3, 2014