cumducking

v. When a girl moves her face away from an ejaculating penis to avoid cum from hitting her in the eyes, nose or mouth, getting it in the neck or hair instead.

Daisy hates her face being turned into glazed doughnut, so she's become an expert in cumducking.

by Nickilicious February 12, 2008

Cumrucking

where after giving head (and swallowing) you burp and some cum comes up in the back of your throat.

Dude, my boyfriend totally came too much so when I burped, it was actually me cumrucking.

by Macjammin March 31, 2010

unfuckingbelievable

so unbelievable you have to add fucking for extra umph!
.. my FAVORITE word ..

UnFUCKINGbelievable! I would have never thought that drinking 18 beers could make anyone so hott!

by Errn April 8, 2003

confuckinfused

beyond confused.

i'm so confuckinfused.

by exoskeleton productions. January 19, 2009

unfuckingfortunately

An unfortunate event that is not terribly unfortunate but just a pain in the ass.

I just finished my basement and unfuckingfortunately it flooded again.

by JEDJanis August 14, 2010

Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

by XXXANDER1 July 11, 2009

Confucksing

Fucking confusing, in one word.

Why is Java so confucksing?

I'm goddamn confucksed.

by 555propro51234 June 22, 2016