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hipster conundrum

The paradoxical concept that most hipsters now find themselves in - the fact that to be a hipster is to oppose all things mainstream, but now being hipster is mainstream.
Damn, I canz not be hipster anymore, too mainstream! Damm hipster conundrum haz I...
by captain capable November 14, 2012
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The Tarkov Conundrum

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.
"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."
by DrCamel May 29, 2021
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Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
by boatbutter March 27, 2008
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Fairy tale conundrum

Basically this is where the female saves the man, its opposite. Women=strong, men=weak
Lions are a great example of fairy tale conundrum, the female does everything.
by Sarah, Will, and Sean February 21, 2008
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conundrumized

It is the state of being in which a person is faced with multiple choices and cannot decide which path to go down.
There was Pepsi, and there was Coke, and then there was the ever alluring RC Cola. I was conundrumized.
by Ben Gunby December 9, 2008
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Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.
Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.
by Braschmeister October 8, 2008
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anal cunumdrum

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.
Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

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by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011
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