cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

cumstain

This is a stain of your sperm on your clothing, very difficult to get rid of stain, washing powder use should be doubled when removing cumstain

"OMG OMG OMG (moaning), YOU JUST PUT A CUMSTAIN ON MY LEGGINGS JERRY!"

by magical_pony October 30, 2019

Cumstant

An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).

I met this girl at the bar yesterday, and I got her number in a cumstant!

by July_ April 17, 2022

Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date

by Choking Victim December 6, 2006

Cumstain Charlie

A guy, that never has sex, and you can see by the sexual tension on his face, that he masturbates a lot.

"I really hope,that that cumstain Charlie has a gun in his pants!"

by YanTales November 3, 2008

cumtrain

When a man cums on a girl's ass crack so that it trickles down into another girl's mouth.

Guy: Here comes the cumtrain!
Girl: It better not be late like last time.

by Crazyfool99 August 27, 2008

Cumstain

1. General insult

2. Literally a stain made by cum, cum being the product of coming or having came, comed or cummed.

You're a cumstain on the bedlinen of society.

by dbviwuhbv October 5, 2010