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backwards conspiracy

When you are a superhero fighting crime but you are also a criminal.
by Poovey Vert February 18, 2018
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Meghan Conspiracy

The idea that urban dictionary refuses to approve positive definitions of the name Meghan.
Urban dictionary rejected my kind definition of the name Meghan, and it’s honestly rude. It’s a Meghan Conspiracy.
by Wedelivertobadgers February 7, 2020
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Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.
Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.
by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019
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Conspiracy

Definition cannot be released because the government is keeping it a secret.
There is no conspiracy here, everyone please relax and pay no attention to anyone besides us, we're the only true source of information. = C.I.A.
by HackOtaku May 14, 2009
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The Ebony Conspiracy

African Americans (ebonies, blacks, etc) purposefully allowed themselves to be slaves in order to use the race card many years later in order to get their way.
The Ebony Conspiracy is finally being unraveled!
by TheConspiracyBreaker December 1, 2010
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A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.

Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.

Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.

The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?

Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
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Conspiracy Theory

Urbandictionary.com is being used for governmental purposes. The government is finding out ways to control us, and is trying to figure out our language via urbandictionary. Please, listen to me, im from the future where every---
OH CRAP, THE CIA IS AT MY HOUSE. RUN FOR THE HILLS, SAVE YOURSEL----


Dear Urbandictionary users, it is the best intention to ensure the safety of its people. Area 61 is not real, nor has never been. The government is not using urbandictionary as a resource for population control.

With regards, The Central Intelligence Agency.
by Not Zane September 17, 2004
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