cumbungle

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"

That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!

by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017

The Cum Run

The run from bedroom to toilet after sex, because you have just been ejaculated in.

"Quick let me through, I'm on The Cum Run"

by TitZilla October 10, 2008

Cummunism

Public ownership of the means of baby production

Person A: So what even is cummunism? Is that some form of communism?
Person B: No, better, because under cummunism the workers would seize the means of reproduction

by -Doops- May 31, 2021

Curunir

One of the Istari (Wizards).
"The one of cunning devices." in Sindarin.

Saruman the White.
Saruman the colorful.

by Larstait November 20, 2003

cummunist

government regualted ammount of semen

1. russia and china are cummunist socities

2. the cold war was an attempt to stop the spred of cummunism to other countries

by Chad Dirty June 15, 2010

cumjunctivitis

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')

"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."

by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.

She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.

by Mabeline April 22, 2008