Cump

Colloquially known as the "one pump dump". To cum after only one pump

Dasha was so tight and wet, I could not help but cump. She was not impressed.

by The Stinge February 7, 2015

cumping

cum dumping. when one deposits their cum in mass quantities into someone's asshole.

"I'm going to go cumping this weekend with Dean."
"Dude, that's gross."

by bellaautumn October 28, 2015

cump

big fuckin' glob of semen. a portmanteau of the words "cum" and "clump".

hey dude check out my cump balls

by cum master 666 August 12, 2019

cump

cump
v. cumped, cump·ing, cumps

To defecate semen and excrement simultaniously after anal intercourse ejaculation.

"I got fucked up the ass and then cumped down his throat!"

by Brian Napier May 24, 2006

cump

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

by T-money April 28, 2004

Cump

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.

Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.

by Captain Bacon December 18, 2009

Cump

A fat bowel movement made entirely out of all the loads you just took. It’s going to be wet.

I need to use the bathroom ASAP - all those fine Puerto Ricans busted their nut in the boy pussy so I gotta go take a fat cump:

by DuckRuffles July 5, 2023