cumberbund

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.

shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

cumberbun

When you're girl friend passes out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.

The bitch was too damn drunk to fuck, so I gave her sleepin ass a cumberbun

by EZEthan September 12, 2006

cumberbuns

Noun- Similar to fagnuts buttnutt ballgazer A term of endearment, emasculating a friend or aquaintance.

Me "Wassup cumberbuns??! Youre looking pretty gay today!" "Now go fuck yourself!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

cumberbunt

The orb of fat above a mom's vagina. She must be at least 45 years old or older and wearing a belt.

" Your mom would be a lot hotter if she let me use her cumberbunt as a pillow"

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

pearl cummabund

found a little further south of its relative, the pearl necklace

during the last act of an impromptu boot knocker ,
she gasped ' IM NOT ON THE PILL !'...
thats when i knew there was only one move left...two words baby, pearl cummabund

by tm1973 April 4, 2011

Cumberbunny

A woman who is entranced with Benedict Cumberbatch so much she hops after him like a bunny.

My mom is a total cumberbunny. She keeps watching Sherlock Holmes episodes over and over.

by ladyesther May 5, 2015