Cumjunction

A sex act where the male's urethral opening is placed against a female's nostril at the moment of orgasm. A nice glans to nostril seal is key to the success of the cumjunction. After orgasm, if semen manages to come out of the opposite nostril, the male is obligated to let out a resounding battle cry of "What's your function, bitch!"

B: "I'm going to give you the cumjunction, just like on our honeymoon."
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B: "What's your function, bitch!"
S: *nose blowing*

by Brettholomew March 19, 2009

cumjuice

Sweet sticky Drink made by a Penis pump.

"Samantha swallowed her cumjuice given to her by David. It was so good she dribbled some down her tits as well with excitement."

by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003

Cumjuntivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

by philthemoney August 8, 2003

Cumjunctivitus

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

by philthemoney August 11, 2003

cumjunkies

A girl who is addicted to cum.

That skank sucked my dick like she needed my cum inside of her, she was a real cumjunkie.

by MJPDII August 2, 2003

Cumfugler

A cumfugler is a person who fucks people and steals their cum

Cumfugler: I’m going to steal your cum
Man: Oh no please don’t fuck my tight anus
Cumfugler: Oh I’m gonna do touch that hole

by JadeTheWolf November 26, 2020

Alaskan CumNugget

After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.

Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?

Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.

Bro 1: Nice bro.

by My gf dick February 3, 2022