cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

cumguts

someone who eats cum

hey, what are you doing cumguts

by badcredit January 10, 2009

cumbuttable

when two gay guys were made for one an other.

look at those too guys we should hook them up....they are so cumbuttable....

by magh8 August 25, 2010

Cumbutt

Cumbutt is the sticky side effect of the male penis being removed rapidly post ejaculation. If the penis is promptly removed after male ejaculation, and is unprotected, semen will naturally run down from the vagina towards the anus;thus causing so called "Cumbutt".

Male and female in missionary position. Impatient male pulls out, and after ejaculation has his freshly ejaculated semen begin flowing into the females butt cheeks. Female responds "babe, you gave me Cumbutt"

Female-"Sweetheart my ass cheeks are sticky now!"
Male-"Ha, you got cumbutt."

by Wierdfeet987654321 August 12, 2011

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015

cumputer

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)

Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.

by tedx November 9, 2006

cumgut

1. the little "pooch" that some women have, usually from consuming too much sperm.

2. the perfect stomach to bust a nut on.

1. that chick is kinda chunky man.
nah, she's just got a cumgut.

2. dood, that chick is gotta major flat stomach man. awesome cumgut!

by trickflip May 1, 2005