The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."
Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.
by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018
Get the Cumletting mug.n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant
That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.
Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.
Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.
by thefjordsman June 15, 2009
Get the cumbler mug.When an individual ejaculates and then the load changes colors similar to the way a chameleon does. This is possibly due to a birth defect or living in close proximity to a power plant.
Billy- "I was jerking the other day and after I jizzed on my stomach the jizz turned green and then purple".
Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."
Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".
Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.
Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.
Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."
Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".
Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.
Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.
by Steve the face glazer February 22, 2011
Get the Cumeleon mug.The art of holding a lover in tight embrace, after one has been painted with the juices of the male orgasm, thus creating a naked body and cum sandwhich.
Wet and slippery post sex cuddles.
Wet and slippery post sex cuddles.
After he pulled out and blew a load all over my titties, we spent an hour cumdleing. It was so romantic.
He was in it for the sex, but I was in it for the cumdles.
She was going to shower after I came on her ass, but I stopped her so we could have a quick cumdle
He was in it for the sex, but I was in it for the cumdles.
She was going to shower after I came on her ass, but I stopped her so we could have a quick cumdle
by xcheesemonster October 13, 2016
Get the Cumdle mug.THE LEFT OVER TOILET PAPER BALLS LEFT BEHIND AFTER A FEMALE WIPES HER PISSY PUSSY!!!
AKA......DINGLEBERRIES OF THE CUNT!!!
AKA......DINGLEBERRIES OF THE CUNT!!!
After licking her pussy for thirty minutes, Scott used a toothpick to extricate the cungleberries from between his teeth!!!
by Sxy Phat Man April 22, 2010
Get the Cungleberries mug.Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.
"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."
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