Cumcussion

It's after you come inside your significant other (any way is acceptable), and then soon after punch them in the back of the head, rendering them unconscious.

"Hey Chris, did you hear that Reid cumcussed Catherine and is now serving 3-8 for domestic violence!"
"I suffered a cumcussion last night and I don't remember who I fucked"

by TheMistreatedBallsack69 January 2, 2017

Cumcussion

1.When you ejaculate so hard you get a concussion
2.When you ejaculate so hard you slam your head against a wall during your climax.

Dude I had such good sex last night I got a cumcussion.

by JimDal December 12, 2016

cumcussion

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage

Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night

by sasha grey January 4, 2013

Cumcussion

When you cum so many times in someone's face, they pass out.

Green: "Hey, do you know why Kat is in the hospital?"
Miso: "Yeah, I came so many times on her face, she got a cumcussion."
Green: "Sweet man, I'll have to try that out some time."

by Eldahat July 24, 2014

Cumcussion

When a dude blows so hard on. The back of her throat that she is given a concussion.

Cody blew so hard he gave Melanie a cumcussion.

by Andotgsw August 2, 2023

Cumcussion

When a dude blows so hard on. The back of her throat that she is given a concussion.

Cody blew so hard he gave Melanie a cumcussion.

by Andotgsw August 2, 2023

Cumcussion

The resulting medical condition after being kicked in the balls.

"I landed so hard on my nuts i got a cumcussion"

by cabbagesz September 8, 2023