Cumbercrotch

(1)A person with a large phallus; the phallus in question resembling a cucumber in terms of size and width.
(2) The crotch of the British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Often discussed on tumblr.

(1) Did you see her boyfriend? That man has a Cumbercrotch!
(2) 'Did you see those jeans Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?' 'How could I not? It was a great view of the Cumbercrotch!'

by EdnaAlainaPoe August 14, 2012

cumbermusk

The scent of the beautiful and amazing actor Benedict Cumberbatch. But be warned, too much cumbermusk shall kill you as it is suffocatingly wonderful.

I walked past Benedict Cumberbatch and got a whiff of his cumbermusk.

by Cumberbitch4eva<3 January 10, 2017

Cumbercookie

A term used by someone to refer to themselves as a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch. To be a "Cumbercookie" is to be a part of the "Cumberbatch".

Girl 1: "I LOVE Benedict Cumberbatch!"

Girl 2: "Me too!"

Girl 3: "Those two are such Cumbercookies.."

by YBK August 25, 2013

Cumberbinge

A long session of watching a great deal of movies and/or TV shows involving the fabulous British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. A marathon of BBC's Sherlock would be considered a Cumberbinge, for example. Side effects of this activity may include, but are not limited to, helpless squeeing, desperate longing, insane happiness, cravings for tea, biscuits, or other typically British foods, and an increased admiration for Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones, if such a thing is possible.

Girl: I was going to do homework, but instead I ended up on a massive Cumberbinge. Oops.

Fangirl 1: Want to have a sleepover? We can go on an all-night Cumberbinge!
Fangirl 2: Ohmygoodness yes! I love him! I'll make tea, shall I?

by Hobo Style March 1, 2012

Cooch-Cumber

When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.

Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim?
Evelyn: No, he was too big!
Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again...
Evelyn: Good idea!

by 69rugmuncher69 February 21, 2015

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

CumberCollective

1. The Collective term for Benedict Cumberbatch's admirers
2. One of Benedict's most preferred names for his many fans
3. The family-friendly version of Cumberbitches

"I'm a proud member of the CumberCollective"
"And Benedict what are your fans called?" "... The CumberCollective"

by pentan-1-ol May 30, 2013