the cum burglar

he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum

bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho

by 31498765 May 26, 2021

cumgurgler

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006

cumburgler

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.

"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"

by RandyBob May 19, 2021

cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.

A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

cramburglar

when a man's penis and testis are forcefully crammed into one's anus

i wish that guy would give me a cramburglar

by phally June 1, 2010

Clamburglar

A person who has sexual intercourse with girls who have significant others.

Renee fucked half the basketball team’s girlfriends, because they always saying homophobic bullshit to her. She a whole clamburglar. Mopping ‘em down like Ms. Pacman.

Clam refers to a slang term for vagina (bearded clam).

Also, the definition referring to dudes havibg sex with “ugly girls” makes no sense. We don’t refer to faces as clams. 🤷🏾 ♂️

by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022

cumburger

cumburgers are all over the place, especially in mansfield woodhouse. the majority of them go by the name of “louie”

“oh my god look at that cumburger over there!”
“that louie guy is such a cumburger”

by pussyl1cker3000 May 2, 2022