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Cuomosexual

An old creepy italian with nipple rings that likes to molest men and women while at work.
Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.
by Paczki12 March 7, 2021
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canasexual

Any person who mindfully and deliberately combines sex and cannabis to deepen intimacy and enhance pleasure either solo or partnered. The term was coined by sex educator Ashley Manta.
Ashley says she’s a canasexual because she loves having sex after she smokes a little bit of weed. The orgasms are so much more intense and it’s like time stands still.
by Senator Robinson July 24, 2020
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Coumosexual

a word used to describe a creepy pervert
Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual
by charlottes web info March 7, 2021
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Cuomosexual

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.
When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
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Cuntsexual

1. The act or pressence of being a cunt while at the same time giving off the appearance of being sexually attractive, through the choices of rape, consentual sex.
2. The feeling one receives when plunging head first (yes a penis) into a vagina. This feeling is then applied to your situation.
1. "That bitch is cuntsexual, I can't stand her, but I'd still hit it."

2. "This orange is very cuntsexual, I haven't had one in years!"
by OhVerNice!!!! January 13, 2009
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Comosexual

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.
Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!
by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011
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cumsexual

person 1: I love cum

Bob (from minions): you are cumsexual
by snarkpark June 27, 2021
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