cuddle puddle 

The collection of sex juices left on the bed sheets after having sex. Sex is the form of intense cuddling.

Having sex seated will creat a good wet spot on your sheets. That's a cuddle puddle

cuddle puddle by ndizz February 22, 2014

cuddle puddle 

A cuddle puddle is a group of 3 or more people sitting closely together or often on top of eachother exchanging hugs, kisses, cuddles, and often bodily fluids usually while under the influence of the drug exstacy.

Thizz Head: "Man, I'm rollin balls, man. I just want to touch everybody"
Raver girl: "Hey, lets make a cuddle puddle!"
Kandi Kid: "Hey, stop licking my face! Wait... no, keep doing that... oh yeah..."
E-Tard: "Wait! I can't make-out with three people and gnaw on my binkie at the same time!"

cuddle puddle by Khaightlynn December 17, 2008

cuddle puddle 

G-Rated orgy, a pile of cuddles

-hey man you coming to the cuddle puddle.
-hell yeah man.

cuddle puddle by jeffstrongman February 27, 2015

cuddle puddle 

what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"

I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!

cuddle puddle by CLP7 May 5, 2014

Cuddle Puddle 

A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.

That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.

Cuddle Puddle by DopeSauce4lyfe May 20, 2019

cuddle puddle 

A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.

Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."

cuddle puddle by The Original ARy December 31, 2008

cuddle puddle 

My wife and I are so in love, and in tune with each other that each night we both hold each other in the cuddle puddle after sex.

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cuddle puddle by thurstyg March 4, 2010