Worthless assholes who are brainwashed by the media and are think that they have great fullfilling lives that everyone dreams of even though they dont, even themselves. People who day dream all day about what they should have done and what they could have in another life. They tend to try to get away from the dull roar of suburban life with things such as vacations, theme parks, etc. with their whiny ass annoying kids. They have sucky lives. Word comes from the latin roots "sub" meaning below and "urbanite" meaning people who live in the city and have interesting lives ( "inferior to urbanites")
by King Terror November 20, 2006
Get the suburbanite mug.A person, often an adult in their 40s or 50s, who resides in any suburb of a major city and holds the firm belief everything they and their family need is in their suburb and others surrounding it and rarely, if ever, venture into the core city, either out of fear of being a victim of a crime (even if they live near a city with low crime rates) or out of contempt for the cities mostly liberal/open-minded view points that clash with their staunch conservative ideas.
Militant suburbanites are not very common in communities within 15 miles of the core city and make up less than half a metro area's population, but they are not common to spot, as they feel the need to conform to whatever their neighbors and/or coworkers are doing. Militant Suburbanites that do venture into the city usually tend to stick to the most crowded areas of the city and will avoid any form of public transportation.
Militant suburbanites are not very common in communities within 15 miles of the core city and make up less than half a metro area's population, but they are not common to spot, as they feel the need to conform to whatever their neighbors and/or coworkers are doing. Militant Suburbanites that do venture into the city usually tend to stick to the most crowded areas of the city and will avoid any form of public transportation.
There are three levels of Militant Suburbanite:
Level 1-most willing to venture into a core city, though only do so for certain occasions, usually being sporting events, some concerts and conventions/trade shows/conferences, travel (driving through in a car, heading to the airport, etc.) and work, if their job is in the city. All other entertainment and shopping they feel can be done in the suburbs.
Level 2-will venture into the core city from time to time, but usually only for work and travel
Level 3-rarest of all. Is absolutely not willing to venture into the core city at all. They will go out of their way to not find a job there and will even refuse to drive through there on the highway.
Level 1-most willing to venture into a core city, though only do so for certain occasions, usually being sporting events, some concerts and conventions/trade shows/conferences, travel (driving through in a car, heading to the airport, etc.) and work, if their job is in the city. All other entertainment and shopping they feel can be done in the suburbs.
Level 2-will venture into the core city from time to time, but usually only for work and travel
Level 3-rarest of all. Is absolutely not willing to venture into the core city at all. They will go out of their way to not find a job there and will even refuse to drive through there on the highway.
by GaaraoftheDamned September 19, 2013
Get the militant suburbanite mug.Related Words
It's funny how most of these people love making fun of the suburbs, when half of them likely live there. Only crude stuck up white kids would write about these things, since most people in an urban landscape don't really give a shit.
"White kids all think they are individuals, when really, they are all alike."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"They must be a suburbanite."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"They must be a suburbanite."
by WhiteGuy July 29, 2008
Get the suburbanite mug.A person who does not live inside the city limits of Boston, Mass. Many of them grew up in the suburbs or lived in the city until they were five then moved to the North or south shore or some bumfuck town out on the pike. If you do not live in Southie, Mattapan, Roslindale, Westie, Eastie, Charlestown,Downtown, Dorchester, JP, Hyde Park, the North End, Roxbury etc, you are a not from Boston and therefore should stop saying you are from boston. Many suburbanites come to Boston on the weekend with their Red Sox hat and walk around like their the shit and act like they are from the city. They fail to realize that there are other parts of the city. People in the neighborhoods like Dot and Southie say we are from southie and Dot not Boston. Many native bostonians despise these outsiders and fakes with a passion. Suburbanites don't have the right to say they are from boston: they dont put up with the crime, shootings, high taxes, dirty streets, lack of parking spaces, increasing yuppies, traffic, homeless people etc.
Me- "Hey where ya from"
Suburbanite- "I'm from Boston"
Me- "What part"
Suburbanite- "I live in Wellsley"
Me- " Oh your one of those ignorant rich suburbanites who acts like they are from the city huh, please drop the act and kill yourself"
Suburbanite- "I'm from Boston"
Me- "What part"
Suburbanite- "I live in Wellsley"
Me- " Oh your one of those ignorant rich suburbanites who acts like they are from the city huh, please drop the act and kill yourself"
by $teve December 25, 2008
Get the Suburbanite mug.A person that lives in an area that is void of any culture. A suburbanite frequents strip malls and goes to Home Depot with the mindset that these are the only options they have and wonder why. Suburbanites live a life of apathty and allow things to happed around them and do nothing about it. They are content without having independant businesseses in their communities. Instead, they support Starbucks or WalMart companies that contribute nothing to their community that surburbanites pay taxes in. Suburbanites live in the land of make believe. Suburbanites learn everything about the outside world from the televlision.
If you hear someone say something ignorant, racist or sexist, justs ay "go back to surburbia" or "you're such a surburbanite".
by EvilivE August 11, 2004
Get the suburbanite mug.Mindless consumers who live in engineered neighborhoods. Have no opinion on anything until popular culture and media tell them how to think. Have to define themselves with posessions, because they have no personalities from years of corporate brainwashing. Suffer from the delusion that everyone wants their life, when in fact they do not.(Sometimes even they don't, but their programmed minds would never let them admit it.) Mistake insults and pity towards them for jealousy and envy. Go through life with blinders, failing to see or comprehend anything that is not right in front of their eyes.
Their infectious ignorance and baseless arrogance are the reasons other countries hate the U.S. so much.
Also see lemming.
Their infectious ignorance and baseless arrogance are the reasons other countries hate the U.S. so much.
Also see lemming.
by stickfigure March 2, 2005
Get the suburbanite mug.a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.
those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru
by Ben Dover January 19, 2004
Get the suburbanite mug.