cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."

The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!

by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013

cubic assload

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

by Gordo June 5, 2003

cubic formula

a formula that can be used to solve for the roots of degree 3 polynomials of the form ax^3 + bx^2 + cx + d = 0.

> Can you help me solve this cubic equation?
Just plug it into the cubic formula.

by WolframAlphaZero August 28, 2021

Cubic Creeper

A term used to describe the character trait of Spongebob in some modern episodes, often from Seasons 6-8 where he is an overly obsessed stalker of Squidward Tentacles. The “cubic creeper” is often seen peeping on Squidward while he’s taking a bath, taking peeps inside his medicine cabinet, leering at Squidward while thinking about being “together forever” and stealing vacuum cleaners to force Squidward to “visit” the inside his house.

The cubic creeper snuck into Squidward’s abode so many times that he was able to replicate its interior layout to the tiniest detail.

by Zombies4EvaDude February 12, 2022

cubic dollars

Having more money than your opponent -- Buying victory. Originated from Drag racing.

"The only substitute for cubic inches is cubic dollars."

by John Arnold January 23, 2006

cubic fuckton

A phrase to describe a lot of something.

"Wow, there's a cubic fuckton of people here!"

by Spyke March 25, 2004

cubic zirconia

A diamond-like synthetic stone. It is a bad idea to buy an engagement ring with one of these without informing your significant other. Such an action is considered acceptable grounds for divorice.

Mirna left him standing at the alter because she learned her "diamond" ring was actually cubic zirconia.

by Theonegirl August 25, 2007