Skip to main content

CuntMonkey

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.
"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"
by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007
mugGet the CuntMonkey mug.

Cybermonkey

A person who has sex over the internet, not caring who they are chatting with as long as they get their fantasy fufilled. Some cybermonkeys would rather do this rather than be with real people.
Have you seen Lenny lately?
No he's turned into a Cybermonkey and never leaves the house, he says he's in cyber love.
by KozyKole June 29, 2003
mugGet the Cybermonkey mug.

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates
Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class
by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018
mugGet the Cuntmonkey mug.

cokemonkey

A nickname for people who do large amounts of crack cocaine
Chris Farley was such a cokemonkey.
by Ames Hill November 16, 2007
mugGet the cokemonkey mug.

Cybermonkey

A malicious, diminutive creature which destroys computer networks by eating bits for sustainment; Known habitat is server farms, backbone equipment, and all forms of cabling.
by Internet Services October 22, 2003
mugGet the Cybermonkey mug.

cuckmonkey

An obnoxiously loud person
Quiet down you fucking cuckmonkey!
by ZenB22 January 16, 2021
mugGet the cuckmonkey mug.

cummonkey

Cummonkey is something you call your retarded friend that does stupid shit
You’re a cummonkey
by Skeeteryeeter June 20, 2021
mugGet the cummonkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email