CTM

CTM is an acronym for "Chuckle To Myself", used in text/internet language and now spilling into current usage. Used when a comment brings about an amusing mental picture in the listener/reader. Origin - SE Qld, Australia.

Friend texts you - "just saw a man sneeze out his false teeth.."
*creates instant mental image which gives you a giggle on the inside* you respond "ctm"

by Red Bec May 13, 2011

CTM

A word used to describe a guy that takes ab selfies, practices incest, and says he can beat the shit out of anyone despite never being in a fight before.

Person 1: Hey Christian over there fucked his cousin and got her pregnant. When I asked him about it he said he would beat my ass.

Person 2: He's never even been in a fight!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's such a CTM

by theBOZ February 4, 2015

CTM

CTM stands for Chuckle to myself. Used when the joke your friend made is not LOL-worthy because you didn't actually really laugh out loud.

Friend: Did you see what she was wearing?
Friend 2: CTM, she looks like a clown.

Friend:Dude, what religion is my religion?
Friend 2: CTM, are you drunk?

by k12k23s11 November 17, 2011

CTM

chuckle to myself. Because sometimes you don't really lol (laugh out loud) it is more like a chuckle to myself...CTM

Tre: this semester is going to be long and hard

Danny: that's what she said

Tre: ctm

by Tre Stewart February 9, 2009

CTM

CTM, or "Chuckling To Myself" is the new LOL. Typically, one is not laughing "OL" (out loud) when it's typed, so it's been revised for situations with more subtle humor...or less funny jokes.

Here is how CTM would be used in a sentence.

SD: That crazy landlord came upstairs again! I think he has a drinking problem.

IN: CTM

by IsaacN January 6, 2006

CTM

sick and tied of how LOL is over used?
simply use CTM (Chuckles To Myself) insted :)

just saw a granny fall over in the ice CTM

by SPUDN1K December 24, 2010

ctms

Means "Chuckles to MySelf". often used while texting or playing an online video game. only use this term when "Lol" is just to much.

guy 1: "That's the third time i died trying to kill the orc king!...ugh."
guy 2: "ctms, you suck at this game"

by Ralph Littlefield March 6, 2009