Chesticals

Another word for boob

Bruh her chesticals are huge.

by Thatguy10134 February 17, 2017

gooch crystals

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

by GolfSon July 27, 2009

crusticals

while taking a shit if you smell your nuts more then the shit then you have crusticls

"i haven't showered for 5 days i got some wicked crusticals going on"

by Blacknasty July 2, 2008

Pube Crystals

When sexual fluids crystallize in ones pubic region.

*after finishing* “I’d love to stay and cuddle but I’ve really got to pluck out these pube crystals in the bathroom”

by Burgerfan123 December 18, 2017

Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s

Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals

by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019

poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

chesticals

another word for breast, the pectoral region of the body

That man has some nice chesticals, he must work out.

Look at her large chesticals they look good in that shirt!

by katiebeth93 January 8, 2011