cryptards

abbreviation:

1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense

2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards

Michael Saylor believes cryptards are idiots as he is.

More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level

by judgement_day_doomsayer November 5, 2021

cryptodaddy

A sugar daddy in cryptocurrency. Hardcore hodler. Usually drivers a lambo

Hey baby, do you need a cryptodaddy? Check my ripple bags.

by Florida__Man January 12, 2018

Cryptard

The most annoying/retarded fatass in the world.

"Jake, you're such a fucking cryptard.."

by blahblahblah123456734 June 14, 2009

cryptosarcasm

Cryptosarcasm (n.): The art of making a remark so unexpectedly and ambiguously complimentary that nobody can be sure whether or not one is being sarcastic.

Phil: John commented on my photo earlier saying "This photo of you looks Really nice." which goes against his personality a little. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.

by n00dle12357 June 23, 2011

cryptopartography

The study of a subject's private parts.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.

Parry: Son?! Where have you been?
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

cryptstraddock

A condition that defines the way a morbidly obese individual must walk in order to stay mobile. Often leads to injury or death in the obese individual and/or independent parties unfortunate enough to be caught in the aftermath.

"I knew this fat guy, Tony was his name. He suffered from cryptstraddock and unfortunately caused the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake upon contact with the ground. He was bound to a wheelchair for the last 3 hours of his life, but he was more fortunate than the 63 killed and 3,757 injured in the wake of his fat ass."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

CryptoCartel

An association of members or people who hold and store a majority of their wealth in Crypto and NFT's. They hang out at the most expensive country clubs, art galleries, go on a lot of vacations and often enjoy a lot of cocktails. They are a bunch of goodfella's that also donate crypto and give back to the society. They share a common purpose of maintaining prices at a high level and restricting competition. The next generation of wealth, the future of society dealing strictly in Crypto and Digital Assets.

Degen 1: Who is that group of people over there with so many NFTs and ETH?

Degen 2: How do you not know? Thats the CryptoCartel!

Cartel Members: !FAMFAM

by El BurberryBread November 23, 2021