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cryptopoetry

The art of hiding clues in seemingly normal poetry. Typically, there are a few key words (such as the first word on every line or every word that is capitalized) that string together to make another sentence with hidden meaning.
Someone, a Jon Doe,
Is wearing glasses,
Reading and studying cryptopoetry. Poring
Over the poem, he tries to find
Your clue, but it is too difficult. His
Shoulder slumps down in failure.
by Pitmania April 21, 2008
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cryptozoology

the study of hidden and mysterious creatures. its one of the coolest areas of science ever cuz u dun needa a degree. :D
Cryptids such as bigfoot, the loch ness monster, el chupacabra, mothman, jersey devil, dover demon, the beast of gevaudan are some of the "common" creatures of cryptozoology.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005
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cryptozoophobia

a fear of cryptidsmonsterssuch as bigfoot, the loch ness monster, or the mothman.
"Docter, the patient claims to have been running from the chupacabra that he assured me was watching him, I think he maqy be insane!"

"Not to to worry, this is a common case of cryptozoophobia."
by Mr.mist October 15, 2012
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cryptozoology

"If you want to get government grants to sit on your ass and make up animals, you should study cryptozoology."
by sperm warrior July 8, 2009
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Cryptozoology

When my brother told me he was studying cryptozoology, I thought it was a joke. But he was off his meds.
by Beadsis September 22, 2010
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cryptobooking

The act of posting cryptic messages on facebook.
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Wow (x)+(x) is a great cryptobooking post!
by syndicate001 June 27, 2012
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Cryptologic Linguist

The smartest people in the Marine Corps, but still capable of being fuck stupid. Spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. Spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. Misses DLI, Compagnio's, and Duffy's. Usually drunk.
Grunt: You're a cryptologic linguist? Do you speak Islamic?
by 3rdman September 25, 2017
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