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Carbophobiac

A person who has an incredibly annoying fear of carbohydrates.
“Oh, No No! I don’t eat THAT!” I am a suffering Carbophobiac!
by SweetLipsKimi March 25, 2009
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cocophobia

As the little kid ran away from the person with diabetes, i thought to myself that he must have cocophobia
by Leatherface Hewitts October 26, 2006
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carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.
Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.
by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009
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Creephobia

The fear of accidentally liking something when creeping on facebook
Girl: I have such a creephobia when I was creeping on that kid last night
by chillachika January 13, 2011
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curbophobia

The fear of getting kicked to the curb by either a girlfriend or boyfriend
He is so paranoid of his girlfriend breaking up with him I think he has curbophobia
by Mikes spike March 5, 2016
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comophobia

comophobia is phobia when a person is uncomfortable around dairy products.
Dude! Did you hear Mike has comophobia.
That's so weird.
by zzbet July 20, 2020
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covophobia

The irrational fear of contracting COVID-19. Made out of fear to wear a mask, P.P. E. ALWAYS; even when not necessary. Symptoms include; wincing & shying away from people who cough; driving or walking outdoors with masks on; or just general paranoia over social contact; (generally, a hightened

germaphobia).
Living with a mask on all the time; taking unnecessary precausions to protect from the virus could be a sign that you have covophobia.
by Cyborg Johnny November 27, 2020
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