crywanking

When ur sad and horny. So you wank off and cry like a baby at the same time.

I miss Pam so much I had to crywanking myself to sleep last night.

by Nastypamsy March 25, 2016

crywank

a small anti-folk duo from machester, england. they've been around for almost a decade, yet still aren't appriciated nearly as much as they should be. they've made 11 albums and dozens of songs. the best way i can describe their music is like a depressed partner or friend giving you a comforting hug while crying, even though they are the sad one. just a really good band :)

person 1: "hey, what's your favorite band ?"
person 2: "oh, i just discovered this pretty small band called crywank, i really like their stuff."
person 1: "well that's an interesting band name !"

by no, i think i will February 1, 2021

creeanomax

Another way of describing a fly automobile.

Man that Pinto is Creeanomax, yo!

by Yellow Man Ace January 16, 2004

Creaney

The owner of sarcasm, she will eat you alive.

Oh my god, could she be more creaney?!

by RRODDIEE March 4, 2009

Creant

A law-abiding citizen
Goody Two-Shoes
Opposite of miscreant

"You see that kid picking up litter off the street?"
"Yeah, he's a real creant"

by jjfeu June 17, 2012

The Crylander

Title for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.

Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.

Joe to Nancy: "All of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. Stop being The Crylander and deal with it."

--alt--

Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."

by citythatbreeds July 20, 2010

Crywank

Crying whilst having a wank/masturbating. When life is that bad that you have resort to comfort wanking and kleenex.

Aww boohoo your team lost what are you gonna do? How bout go in the corner and have a crywank?

by thegirlwhocriedhippo February 3, 2010