crutching

verb

to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking

After a freak basketball accident, the cripple's ways of moving consisted of crutching and hopping.

by fireball419 March 7, 2009

crutch

Something that is necessary but impedes one from doing better.

Oxygen is a crutch for swimmers.

by iSleep April 6, 2010

crutches

Deathly pre-evolved devices with the purpose of aiding one with an injured leg, knee, ankle, etc.

May cause drowsiness, sweating, and result in massive upper-body strength.
ultimately, makes one look like a badass god/goddess capable of surviving any difficult circumstance.

'that guy's on crutches? he must be a menacing thug!'

'i get the best crack from people on crutches.'

'that girl gave the greatest head i've ever had. i was blindfolded, but she was obviously on crutches.'

by anirtak930 January 20, 2009

Crutching

It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.

"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^

by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011

in crutches

to cause one to laugh so much they lose the ability to think or act in a normal manner.

The joke had them all in crutches.

by Will April 21, 2005

crutch

its like a thing u do that makes u feel good, if feelin shitty, when u do something it feels like ya dont got no troubles, the something u do to make u feel like that is your CRUTCH

"playin pool is my crutch"
"ma friends is ma crutch"

by MystaReeMan October 23, 2003

crutch

Using someone or something and never getting over it just as an excuse to be continuously unhappy

She's his crutch, he always uses her as an excuse to be unhappy.

by illustriousluxe December 28, 2010