crusty

Someone who doesn't shower or bathe as a statement.

I can smell that crusty all the way from here.

by libra July 8, 2004

Crusty

A rigid, mean, grouchy, bitchy, pissy additude.

Micah is being crusty because I tricked him again

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

Crusty

Something grotesque, dirty, or hideous.

"That girl is so crusty looking!"
"That boy smells crusty!"
"You are so crusty!"

by AIMSNccrackkkheadd September 12, 2007

crusty

Adjective used to decribe old people,a gross unidentified substance, anything broken, dirty, crumby, badly made/conceived, falling apart, stupid, wierd, gross, this word can be used very freely as it goes with anything that may have to do with the word crust but it never describes anything good.

1: that old man keeps staring at me
2: eww look how crusty he is

-or-

1: i just got this from the dollar store and the lid wont close on it
2: here let me try... damn its not working it sooo crusty
1:that whole dollar store is crusty

-or-

1:Mr Tawil thinks he can teach us history by giving us a whole bunch of crosswords, he is such a crust.
2:Yea, he smell like weed, cigarettes and bagels, he is such a crusty old man.

-or-
1:ew look at the crust under this desk
2: that's gum , you dumbass

by Naomiiiiii December 9, 2008

crusty

a weird/creepy person, or someone who is a bit 'crusty'.

that man is really crusty

by bottisham people October 23, 2012

Crusties

It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.

Dude, you better use the other bathroom- Paulie just left crusties all over the seat.

by Tommy and Jim May 5, 2011

crusty

a word describing someone who is stale, salty, cranky, grouchy, grimy, crispy, crunchy, prickly, crotchety, crabby all at the same time; devoid of a nut. Someone who is crusty can only be cured by the following: 1. Get his/her nut 2. eat uncrustables 3. Throw a lip 4. rip cigs

Brian was crusty when he had to pull Natalie's dagger out of his back. John's sunburn inevitably led to him being crusty the whole night. Brian you're going to need to eat some uncrustables, because you are so crusty right now. When Erik and Conor are crusty, the result is beef. Conor was so crusty when his nut was unfulfilled.

by MPM38 May 12, 2010