Crustummania

The love of any kind of baked goods.
they love the baked goodness UH HUH!!

sausage rolls, pasties, pies,quiches

A bakers is a crustummaniacs dream!!!

by Dopeyfeind April 28, 2011

crustlationship

A relationship in which one crusty (overly-permed) haired individual is in relation with another crusty haired individual

Look! Those people both have crusty hair! They must be in a crustlationship.

by UrMomIs#DaBomb July 1, 2023

Crustamusta

Someone who doesn’t wipe after a nice shite and then let’s it marinate and crust after a week long period then peels it off like a scalp

Oi Bobby you lil crustamusta get your fatass over here

by The gobblerobler February 10, 2026

crustuluphobia

an intense fear of eating cookies, and oftentimes other sweet foods that have similar textures.
this fear often stems from cookie-related traumas, like having an intense allergic reaction to a cookie or simply having a strong negative association with cookies due to unrelated actions.
comes from "crustulum", a Latin word for small baked goods, and "phobia", meaning a fear or anxiety disorder

"Sorry, I can't come to the birthday party if you have cookies there, i have crustuluphobia. Don't look it up on Google, you won't get any results."

by CutieFox9 April 8, 2025