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Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.
by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023
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crusty blood muffin

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.
Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.
by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010
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crustmuffin

A person who is crusty, or says/does something crusty.
He's such a crustmuffin!
by Nora29 May 9, 2008
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