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couchmate

that friend that comes over to just sit around and watch tv or movies. you dont have to go do anything to have a nice time.
"Suzy is the best couchmate. We can just sit around and watch TV for hours. And when I want to leave to do my own thing, she
by mnkypod August 16, 2007
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crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.
Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"
by Mike Golding Pussywillow October 10, 2006
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crushmance

n/v: (crush + romance = crushmance) A verbally expressed crush. Not a romance, because it doesn't go both ways, but more extreme then a crush. Crushmances are usually brief but fairly strong.
person 1: Rachel has another crushmance.

person 2: are you kidding?!? Who this time?

person 1: she's totally crushmancing on that marine
by nai tou ren August 14, 2008
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crustpaté

Watch that crustpaté sniff his fingers.
by spazztec October 30, 2011
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crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.
Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"
by Mike Golding Pussywillow September 24, 2008
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crashmat

The act of placing toilet paper in the bowl before taking a potentially large and therefore loud dump. Not to be confused with a "poo lasagne" which has a similar process but is purely for comedic effect.

The crashmat has several beneficial properties. It is incredibly useful for:

1. Muffling the splashing sound of poop hitting the toilet water
2. Preventing skid marks in the bowl
3. Ensuring there was paper in the bathroom beforehand
4. Aiding the poo on its journey through the u-bend
"I had to lay down a ferocious dump at my in-laws house last night while they were asleep. Fortunately I laid down a crashmat so no one heard that bomb when it landed."
by Colonel Krunk September 11, 2011
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Crushtrated

Frustration caused being unable to complete a Candy Crush level for an extended period of time.
I was crushtrated after being stuck on level 181 of Candy Crush.
by Yoga101 August 30, 2013
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