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Crushendo Pro

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up
A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.
by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010
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crushed out

The feeling of having a crush on someone, only somewhat stronger. Somewhat akin to being sprung.

A person who is 'crushed out' will sit by the phone all day, stare at a person's picture, with puppy love thoughts of hugs and kisses.
Keli was so crushed out on Jay, she could barely think of anything else.
by Miyna April 20, 2006
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Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome
The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings
by Doggysoft August 20, 2006
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crushedinsanity

A large fucking dickhead. A guy/girl that loses EVERY single fucking raid they host and literally sucks BOOTY.
That guy crushedinsanity was a real dickhead last night.
by Moonify June 13, 2017
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crushed

When your whole world caves in on top of you (metaphorically or physically), you can be described as being crushed.

You can be crushed by large weights, but the most painful type of 'crushing' for a man is when he is smitten with a young lady over a long period of time (a co-worker or flatmate for example), only to be rejected when he attempts to initate a relationship. Normally a man crushed in such a way will be inconsolable for a few weeks, and will probably never recover. The only way for a man to avoid being crushed in such a way is to avoid ever getting emotionally close to a woman, and as such lead a lonely but un-crushable existance.

Women, being the apostles of Satan, are not crushable in this way. But they are crushable physically.
Richard: "Poor Clinton was knocked back by Julie,"
Samuel: "Yeah, he was crushed."
by Jamie Douglas September 3, 2006
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crushed it

Being in great shape, looking good, feeling positive, getting more done and generally being a better person.
Brad B: Hey Dave, how'd your day shape up?

Dave: I totally crushed it.
by TrickleSKFace March 7, 2011
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crushendo

Stands for Crying, Shitting and Wanking at the same time
A Crushendo is something best performed at an ex's wedding as a token of the passing of the beacon.
by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010
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