A modern-day, Gen-Z sex maneuver in which one person is clapping their partners’ cheeks (doggy-style) while simultaneously FaceTiming said partner. In this manner the partner who is doing the clapping can view the other’s face and the partner getting clapped is able to view themself getting clapped by the other.
Joe: Yo Nathan, did you get with that girl last night?
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.
Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.
Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.
Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.
Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.
by ppboi1020 January 26, 2021
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Get the CUPERTINO mug.When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.
John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.
by ImAwesomeProductions July 21, 2011
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Get the craper jack mug.You dramatic fuck, you are so dramatic. It pisses me off. You insecure fucking prick. I honestly can’t stand you. You’re hon-you-you, see, your brain-your brain doesn’t fucking work. You-you-you idiot, you’re honestly an idiot.
by ManCityRyan July 12, 2019
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This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B
Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.
Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.
Winner gets satisfaction.
This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B
Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.
Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.
Winner gets satisfaction.
" Stop that shit Jimmy Fuck this shit i quite"
"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"
"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"
thats crumperture for you!
"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"
"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"
thats crumperture for you!
by dennisd95 January 19, 2009
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Kids get anything and everything
Schools are hella smart
Most adults who livew here are either in the computer or medicine/pharmacy business
Kids get anything and everything
Schools are hella smart
Most adults who livew here are either in the computer or medicine/pharmacy business
by Mia April 17, 2005
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