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Designated Crunkmaster

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
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crunktastic

crunk + fantastic = crunktastic
also crunkalicious, crunktacular
these are cracker words
that movie was crunktastic
by j-money August 28, 2004
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Crunkmas

In a college town, it's the massive celebration that occurs on the Saturday before everyone leaves for break. It takes the place of other holiday parties because mostly everyone will be gone.
I'm mad - all I got for Crunkmas this year was a horrible hangover.
by Zombies Are Our Friends December 10, 2008
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Crunkstank

The act of being so drunk, you actually begin to smell like fecal matter.
Brian got so drunk, he shit himself and it was like whoa, dat nigga is crunkstank
by skinvicious August 6, 2009
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crunkmaster

-noun
kru^ngk mas-ter, kru^ngk mah-ster

1. a person with the ability or power to reach a point of inebriation beyond the point of recognition

2. one who facilitates a binge drinking session

3. Lil' Jon
Dude, did you see Peter Frampton at TGI Fridays last night? He was being such a crunkmaster, that he tried sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes.
by crunkmaster whodi general February 13, 2009
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crunkmas

a christmas, but a very crunk holiday at the same time
"molly was having a christmas, but when I banged some lil jon beats up in her hood the spirit of crunkmas was all around
by harold666 December 7, 2006
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Crunktastic

Steve: Man she was crunktastic last night.
Bob: Yeah but I'm gay.
by ScreamSceneKing January 29, 2009
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