crunkle

A crunk uncle, usually both at the same time but not always

Lil' Jon is a Crunkle because he is crunk and a uncle

by 1Hunter1 May 13, 2007

crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

by boobaliboo July 5, 2010

crunkle

A Crazy Drunk Uncle...which everyone has.

Who's the douchebag pissing in the corner? Oh that's just Nicks' crunkle.

by Nitmer May 9, 2009

crunkle

A substance or tool used to smoke marijauana. Either a pipe, or a shoot.

Take a killa toke from that crunkle.

by Rob Barrett August 23, 2005

crunkle

A creepy uncle, the kind who hits on friends of his niece

Emma limited her Crunkle's access to her facebook page because she knew he would only use it check out her hottie college friends.

by dunkalicious January 17, 2008

crunkle slam

Unkle Sams Nickname because he's crunk and his shit slams.aka unkle scam-u-all

im unkle sam but cuddies call me crunkle slam,and u wont wanna fuck with me cuz my shit goes BLAM,BLAM

by Mac Money June 28, 2006

crunkle kick

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007