CrunchTime

When you are low on time before your uber arrives and you still need to drink more and smoke more to be fucked up.

Hurry the hell up Andy, our driver is 5 min away so you better believe its CrunchTime baby!

by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 February 2, 2019

crunchwoom

most often used to call "Bradys" either stupid or retarded

wow, your IQ is like a crunchwoom Brady.

by fadedlunar January 8, 2020

self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room

It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.

by hmcdesq October 11, 2018

crunchdonkey

and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off.

"Ay, I just got hit on by a crunchdonkey."
"Look at that head, that bitch is a double crunch."

by ntuhlekt April 21, 2005

Crunchtime

Adj- Refers to a poker player who relies on several different universes to make poker decesions that are usually wrong. In addition a player who likes to move chips around

Damm... That fool played just like crunchtime and called off all of his chips with a J 10 suited against AA because "I had a feeling"

by Siip it February 5, 2010

Crotchtopia

Homeland of Rargphlam, located in the nethermost regions of the Knight Archipelago. Legend speaks of the Quail Reunion which will bring about the destruction of the syndicate. Only the power of the one true weasel can breach the defenses of the citadel and prevent the reunion.

And thus the people came to hear of the third dawn of Crotchtopia, and the people were scared.

by Erica January 26, 2005

cruncho

the head honcho of cruncho corps.
he's so cruncho! tee hee hee heh har!

look at that cruncho!

by camster April 28, 2005