crunching

To get crunked around lunch time

theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.

crunching by fuell December 28, 2005

Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

Crunching by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020

crunching numbers 

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

crunching numbers by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

crunching a grumpy 

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

crunching a grumpy by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

crunching chips

staying up wayyy too late talking to a friend on the phone

“Why were you up so damn late last night?!”
“Sorry I was crunching chips with a friend”

crunching chips by cylerguy May 3, 2021

Crunching Tacos

The equivalent of two women scissoring.

Jason walked in and found Vanna and Betsy crunching tacos.

Crunching Tacos by Vajayjay69 March 27, 2021

crunching numbers 

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

crunching numbers by Slim77 July 28, 2010