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The BEST candy bar made by Nestle.
It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.
by Squanto November 20, 2002
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Crunch

A cross between a crotch and a cunt.
My sister is being a CRUNCH!!!!!
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crunch

-Originated in the Seattle area
-A word to say when someone is being embarrased.
-When someone tells someone off, then another person will say CRUNCH .
Guy #1:Ms. Clarke is too fat to even fit through the door.
Guy #2:Nigga dont be talkin when you cant even fit between mountains.
Guy #3:CRUUUUUNNNNCCHHHH!

Girl:That dude needs a tic tac
Boy #1:You need A LOT of tic tacs
Boy #2:Crunch
by sexy_island_gurl March 25, 2008
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Adjective describing something mmm mmm delicious like a chip or granola bar or something rancid rotten and a flop there is no in-between and it all depends on context clues. One might assume the term especially when referring to food means something is crunchy, however any good food can be crunch regardless of texture. This being the case crunch's etymological origins are unclear: It could be related to food texture, visual appearance, or similar slang term crunchy.

This term is often used within queer communities which may have been where the term originated from culturally.
In her 2016 single Puppet Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 said "Look at that mug go crunch,crunch, crunch" while this

effectively utilizes the term it doesn't explain it to a casual audience. On the genius lyrics page for this song Trey McGee explains:
"This is believed to be a reference to a joke made by Drag Race season 5 winner, Jinkx Monsoon, towards fellow contestant, Roxxxy Andrews.In a previous runway challenge, the judges had compared Roxxxy’s body to peanut butter. Jinkx, referring to the unsightly texture and cakeiness of Roxxxy’s face, compared her mug to crunchy peanut butter"
Damn that mug is crunch. /negative
These eggs are crunch as fuck. /positive
by QueerCodedCowboy December 21, 2021
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John: Oh god, I cant believe he’s a crunch.

Mabel: Right? That’s disgusting.
by QuackyCube December 15, 2022
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Crunch

A very down bad human who does anything for a woman’s approval
That boy down bad he a crunch

That dude jack a crunch
by Quigleys January 7, 2023
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To beat someone or something up very aggressively.
Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.
by baddestbitch69 December 3, 2016
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