French Crumpets

Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.

Alan:What the f*** are these?

Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...

Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.

by Kent from leeds February 12, 2009

Jiminey Crumpets

Simply means "What the Fuck"

John:"Hey man i fucked that chick Molly last night"
Garrick:"I hope you were drunk that bitch looks like a horse!"
Corey:"Jiminey Crumpets!"

by Corey, Garrick, and John September 23, 2007

burning my crumpets

Getting on your nerves; making you angry

Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"

Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."

Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."

Fergus: "Word."

by marganin January 6, 2011

Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on

Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTB sharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheater from realizing the debt of the relationship between the other two where the cheatee wears bells on her nipples to keep the atmosphere lively.

Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.

by Shyantha February 5, 2007

crumpets

a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try

my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent

by newcastleunited#1 January 2, 2010

double crumpets

When playing Halo, or other online games, is to get a double kill, then proclaim "Double Crumpets!" to further the embarresment of the people you just killed

(Just Killing two people at once playing Halo 2)
Game: Double Kill!

Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!

by Nomis06 July 12, 2007

Tea and Crumpets

British codeword meaning Beer and Hos. Sometimes used when one wants to ditch an undesirable third member of their party by making their night sound boring. Other times used to signal its time to leave, or it is often used to fool the commoner.

Bloke, you ready to get some tea and crumpets tonight?(high fives)

Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!

Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!

by TastyShakes December 2, 2010