Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

by Lammychops May 6, 2021

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004

cramfest

You have an exam, right, and instead of studying for it over a long period of time....you sqeeze it all into one night, generally the night before the exam..these exams also tend to be major exams, i.e. the junior and leaving cert exams...or college end of year exams!

Grainne: Here dude hows the study goin for college exams..??
Anto: Awh man, i was planning on cramming...what about you..??
Grainne: Cramfest it is then!!!

by Legefest January 19, 2008

The Crumbles

1. The feeling you have when everything is crumbling around you or when you have the feeling that it is.
2. Another word for depression or a sense of impending doom

Gordon: Gosh I just feel like everythings crumbling around me
Dr. Coomer: Oh dear Gordon, that sounds serious. You may have come down with a case of "The Crumbles"

by Bertrahm September 7, 2022

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".

Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."

Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."

by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004

crumblette

(noun) : a fragment, especially of something baked (as bread), that is too small to be picked up by pinching between the finger and thumb; a crumb of a crumb

Please wipe the crumblettes off the table.

Person 1: Could someone get me a towel? These crumbs are too small to be picked by pinching them between my finger and thumb.
Person 2: Sure, I'll get you a towel to wipe up those crumblettes.

by Breaker Breaker the Word Maker December 23, 2010

Crumbster

A man who frequents hotels and jizzes on the robes supplied in the room.

Did that Crumbster really just ask for more robes sent to his room?

by The_Prophessor May 30, 2018