Crozet, VA

A dumpy little town, 20 miles west of Charlottesville at the base of the Blue Ridge. A railroad track divides the town from the wealthy, libtard whites who drink their $10 espressos every morning, drive their Subaru's thinking they are changing the world, while the other half is full of redneck, trouble-making, crackhead, trail trash who prey on the wealthy across the tracks with home and auto thefts. There is also an influx of Mormons who patrol and sell their material door-door in the newer neighborhoods. Pick you side or don't live here. The town is an odd concoction of both sides, not living in harmony.

Where do you live?
I live in Crozet, VA
Oh that hippie town west of Charlottesville?
Yep, that is the one!

by radford university February 4, 2019

Crozer

A boner so bad that if it touches any thing you legs get numb and your toes curl

He woke up with a raging crozer and fell when it touched his pants as he was getting dresses

by Lebrinsky June 11, 2018

CROZOMONAN

A Spatula used to fry dishes on a pan

Hey Bella! Where is the CROZOMONAN?

by SigmaBalls February 6, 2021

croozer

One who does not have many friends but has many "friends." See homosexual or freak

Oh come on, now, noone likes a croozer!

by fwillia January 13, 2005

crozier

If someone is a crozier, they have a deformity on their forehead which makes fluid buildup in the cranium. If someone is found to have Crozier, then they are to be either put into contamination or to be exterminated at all costs.
Most cases seen with Crozier usually have hiv/aids.
Less effective terms of Crozier usually have an addiction to Bn Bn's and Trumpets.
The physical side to the disease crozier isnt always in the forehead, it can also make the skin go a curry shaded colour, and they are usually gay and retarded.
If a person is seen having sex with Frogs then you will also be able to tell if they have Crozier.

"OMG that guy over there, he has Crozier. Look at his BN BN's and trumpet"

by Peg & Rich February 28, 2008

croziered

(v.) to crozier - to excessively use a joke over and over until it is no longer funny.

wow, he just croziered it

by keith vivada January 8, 2012

Crozen

Sucking big juicy dick.

He is crozen.

by Pure Boy October 25, 2016