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crowhop

the act of gaining momentum by running, jumping in the air, leading with one foot in front of the other and landing with a punch on someone's jaw so great that makes the earth tilt off of it's axis. Also used in baseball when outfielders make a strong throw to an infielder.
The bitch was acting dumb so I had to crowhop on her face.
by kenny is a badass May 11, 2006
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Crowther kiss

Sloppy, strongbow smelling/tasting kiss given to any unsuspecting person.
Daniel Crowther delivering a sloppy 'Crowther kiss' after several pints of Strongbow to anyone stood within a 2 meter radius. Rest in peace, legend.
by DanCrowther1 June 9, 2011
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Creamy Crowther

When the burning tingling sensation leading to orgasm is far beyond anything any human could possibly bare. The man pulls out his erect penis and blows his load all over himself. He then puts whipped cream all over his body and the girl eats it.
Dude, she was so good last night i even gave her a creamy crowther!
by Barry S. June 2, 2009
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Crowtard

An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.
First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.
by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010
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Penny Crowther

A girl who is a small assed, tiny boobed slut. She gang bangs whenever she can. Hide your man and children from her.
Man: Tonight i want a slutttt will you be mine
Penny Crowther: Yeah lemme jump on this
by fluffydildos April 9, 2017
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Crowter

A genuine,reliable person who gives the impression that they worry a lot.
Never rely on this person to reach for high up objects.
Keep your distance when following whilst driving,especially at roundabouts.
Crowters have been known to fall off loft ladders whilst looking for their porn stash(sorry that should be TV aerial cable)in the attic,resulting in broken limbs.
by Slides65 February 7, 2010
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Bill Crothers

Bill Crothers also known as Bill crackers is the most waste school in Ontario. It is build up of 99% white people with blue eyes and blonde hair. The jocks at the school aren’t special. If it’s anything it’s the worst school in York region when it comes to sports. You’ll fail grade 10 math and the only way to be cool is to join the clumps on the 3rd floor.
Brad: yo have you heard of bill crothers?
Sam: yeah you mean that waste sport school that has a 1000 crackers
by Suckaniggadickorsomething December 17, 2018
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