Crowler

An enormously large shit. The stench of a well sized "crowler" is capable of killing cancer.

Dude, I had to break that crowler up with a toilet brush, or else it wouldn't have gone down.

by Yellow Hair July 14, 2010

crowler

A metal can used as a growler for taking beer away from a brewery or pub. The beer is canned on site, and the lid of the growler has a standard pop top.

I bought a crowler of a new IPA at the brew pub down the street.

by timoteostewart June 25, 2017

Crowter

A genuine,reliable person who gives the impression that they worry a lot.
Never rely on this person to reach for high up objects.
Keep your distance when following whilst driving,especially at roundabouts.

Crowters have been known to fall off loft ladders whilst looking for their porn stash(sorry that should be TV aerial cable)in the attic,resulting in broken limbs.

by Slides65 February 7, 2010

Jason Crowder

Bruh he’s my social studies teacher and he sucks at telling jokes

“lmao that joke is jason crowder level

by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020

Crowder

A male person who would abandon his friends to pick up nickels in a corn field and dumpster pump with Ben Shapiro in Los Angeles. While picking up the nickels, Glenn Beck is usually standing behind, ready to lift the dress and sodomize the crowder when he bends over. He's definitely not gay, but he loves to admire the male body while simultaneously ignoring his supermodel wife's plea for children.

Dude, when I was driving through Iowa, I saw a crowder that I thought was a scarecrow being dry humped by a fat colonel sanders looking gay guy.

by homerolieo June 10, 2019

Crowder

1. Noun. A person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.

2. Similar to people who talk when they piss

"Dammit Michael, stop being such a Crowder!"

by Rqrwuerlrj December 21, 2008

Crowder effect

The Crowder effect is a phenomenon whereby any attempt to sound intelligent or humorous has the unintended consequence of making yourself appear continuously more and more stupid. It is named after Steven Crowder.

"That dude sounds dumber every time he opens his mouth"

"It's the Crowder effect, man"

by Leinad4400 November 1, 2019