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Crustinator

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.
Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!
by =-O November 6, 2018
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clousting

Clitoral jousting. Two buxom young fillies jousting using their clitorii as lances, often spurred on by a baying, male crowd.
Not to be confused with cousting
To finance their sordid pursuits, Sunit and Henry would often organise illicit clousting events
by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006
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Thin-crusting

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.
Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!
by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011
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crustified spunk lips

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.
shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips
by offlyner April 21, 2006
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croustillanté

A word to describe one’s best friend who eats cheesies- jalapeño. The accent on the end of the ‘e’ in croustillanté, just adds a bit of Spanish spice to the word.
What up, croustillanté?!”
by Keronica Kadwell May 6, 2018
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crusting

when someone does something so vile or ratchet that you feel your soul deteriorate
Ew, I can't believe she came to school with her hair like that; I'm crusting.
by stairwellsister June 7, 2018
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crosting

The white, dry crusty residue of semen and vaginal secretions that dry in your underwear (or the sheets) and crunchy "frosting" like look about them.
I swear i slept on top of crosting at Becca's house.
by Captain Panty September 5, 2009
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