crotchsnot

A chic with a nasty vaginitis infection and yeast infection seeping out of her underwear right before you go down on her!

Dude i was totally going to go down on that chic until i saw her crotchsnot seeping through her underwear!

by Boobs2184 August 3, 2007

crotchrot

If you leave a wet bathing suit on too long, your penis will develop a painful rash

Aw man, this crotchrot is killing me, ill be waddling for the rest of the day.

by George Duffy May 4, 2005

crotchrot

1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.

2) A sexually transmitted disease.

I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004

CROTCH SHOT

A picture taken from the POINT OF VIEW (POV) of someones crotch!!!

EFFECTS usually include a very in the moment look upon the victims face as it is exposed to a flashing CROTCH from below!!!

"HEY YOU...I CROTCH SHOT YOU!!!"

"CROTCH SHOT me once, shame on YOU...

CROTCH SHOT me twice, shame on ME...

CROTCH SHOT me thrice, shame on BOTH OF US"

by baldy757 July 31, 2011

Crotchrot

Proper noun. Man with small penis whom dates controlling women. Goes well with rye bread.

Often found engaged in Crotchrotting Circle

Geeze, we need one more man for football. Where's Crotchrot?

by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004

Crotchrot

A newfound Sexually Transmitted Disease that develops on the surface of the crotchal region when a man or woman conducts sexual acts with a member of the undead. Oral, manual or all out sexual stimulation will result in the infection of "Crotchrot." A highly contageous Infection with no found cure in existance. Converts the Penis or Vagina into flesh eating undead genitals. Comforatable sex can only be had with other infected individuals

(Dan): Hey Bill, I heard your girlfried became another victim to the Undead Plauge going around. I'm sorry to hear that. Did you at least have sex with her one last time before she died?
(Bill): Sex, yes... Before, No... But she had only been Undead for a few minutes.
(Dan): Come on, i'll take you to get checked for Crotchrot

by Jason "Minty Fresh" Bodi October 23, 2006

Crotch Shot

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotch Shot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

by kazook April 25, 2006